"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”
by The true July 11, 2021
A poetic description of a scene, photo, or painting laid out as a series of text messages, usually two. The term is a modification of Ekphrastic poetry, which is a poem about a work of art.
Man, that textphratic verse Henry slaps onto his photos is sure punchy, to the point, and yes poetic, all at the same time.
by Trueawesomelesserpanda August 20, 2021
A relationship (typically used in roleplay or fanfiction) seperate from the main universe of the story.
by HollyOfTheVolturiGuard July 30, 2013
by bananananaEater June 09, 2023
A verse in a song written by the musician for their spouse or SO, or is written about their SO.
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
by Superjuliam December 14, 2022
I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.
OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
The name of an Asian who likes Taco Bell. Beta cuck who has such a way with Woman that they can’t help but run away. The only thing stronger then him is his over whelming hot dog smell when standing close to him. What he lacks in looks he makes up for in Weight weighing over almost 600 pounds and standing around 4,11. He is think he is cute and he is a beta
by Orosz99 January 27, 2020