smarts

What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$

"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole

by Adrian January 20, 2006

smart

Most presidents. Hey ya gotta be smart to be able to become the top dog in a democratic country like this.

Bush (I'm serious), Clinton (still serious) Kennedy, Lincoln, Carter (err... not completely sure about that one), Washington, Adams, Et cetera...

(and for the not smart people, that is the correct spelling)

by Slightly Bigoted Publisher July 11, 2008

smart

Uhhhh, what are smart?

see redneck

Redneck 1: Duhh hiya billy! Wanna see them dancin gals?
Redneck 2: Duhhyie, what are geals??

by U.S.S.R. November 07, 2003

smart

all brain no balls

Some people are so smart that they have all brain no balls

by urbanmadman April 15, 2009

Smart

1)Tastefull/Posh. (coined in America)

2)Trim/Slender. (coined in Japan)

1)On some seasons, Gucci is the smartest thing to wear.

2)In order to be a model, you have to be smart.

by Allaiyah June 25, 2004

smart

Sexuly Malested And Raped Twice

Cristle is SMART

by buttwipe2345 November 23, 2008

smart

something Laurri lacks.

Laurri is NOT smart AT ALL! Avril is smarter then Laurri! TOTALLY!

by Josephine Greene May 10, 2003