Schmickle

When there are a multiple of sphincters this will make schmickle people

Why are there so many schmickle people (sphincters) around here.

by anonymous September 6, 2023

schmicket

Another name for a Eurasian Coot or a vagina, my friend also calls her daughter ‘schmicket’

‘Hello young schmicket’
‘Oh look a schmicket’
‘You got a lovely hairy ol’ schmicket’ 😂

by Schmicket1 January 18, 2024

Schmerkeling

Creepimg around, up to no good, being a weirdo

Who is that schmerkeling around my neighborhood at 1 am??!

by SSJ Goku January 2, 2024

Schnickelfritz

When you swap out a high item for a lower quality one because nobody will ever know the difference.

Did you schnickelfritz the Grey Goose for the Sobieski?

People keep coming up saying their Patron tastes like triple sec, I think the bar back schnickelfritzed the wrong bottle.

by Happekitty June 8, 2024

schminkleborting

A dance move that involves kicking your legs up behind your back and slapping your feet.

Did you see that guy schminkleborting? He was getting funky

by birdshaftt April 16, 2025

Trey Schmickey

Any mixed drink

Dale: Hey Joey, you want a beer?
Joey: Nah, man, I want a Captain and Coke.
Dale: A Trey Schmickey guy, I see

by spf004 February 14, 2021

Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022