Post-nut clarity

After you nut you will have regrets about how you nutted, life, ETC

I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.

by Stale pop tart crust December 29, 2019

national nut day

national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.

guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!

by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019

Post-Nut Clarity

Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.

Collapsing on the sidewalk, Jonathan felt the post-nut clarity weeping over him.

by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 5, 2019

ferocious nut

When you ejaculate so hard you forget where you are and who you are

Damn, I busted a ferocious nut last night.

by CookAfRoginmyVanEverydayReal November 20, 2017

nut dick

When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.

Bro before I got here I busted a nut in my girl. Now I got nut dick.

by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018

Busting a Nut Laughing

A term used when you are laughing insanely hard. Similar to laughing your ass off, you are busting a nut, because you are laughing so hard at a persons joke.

Jeff: "Damn, look at her camel toe gobble up those tights!! Hahahahah"
Carlos: "Oh my god! I am busting a nut laughing right now!!"

by Alex22uc August 16, 2012

Nut Shit

A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.

''Why you outside in the cold with no shirt on? You on some nut shit...''
''Boul on some nut shit wearing that fake ass belt''
''You on some nut shit fighting that lil ass boy''

by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020