Jerker lurker

Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.

Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.

Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.

Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.

by Paleki09 June 29, 2013

lurker jerker

noun

1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.

The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.

by BeepBeepBoop June 24, 2014

Upward Jerker

A form of execution, similar to hanging. Except the condemed person is hung by a crane, and violently thrown upward, causing thir neck to snap.

The upward jerker is a form of execution

by Kookycatl119 November 15, 2015

New Jerker

Noun: A person from the state of New Jersey.

Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."

by Hodor76 February 8, 2017

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

titty jerker

When something makes your boobs flop uncontrollably.

Went went over a speed bump, that was a real titty jerker

by Sheeplord420 July 1, 2021