Jerjermon 

individuals who are addictive to sex and can't live without doing it in a week.

Like jejemons this individuals cant be found on social networks. They usually chat a lot online looking for victims..They spend money in a bar to impress ladies which will end up to (jerjer)

Hi do you know the word for the day?? Its Legs!! Why dont you come over to my place and spread the word.

_ This are some pick lines to impress woman might sound arrogant but its the confidence that will make way to get in to her pants.

jerjermon

will ask you nice and interesting questions TO penetrate.

Jerjermon by hamster69 May 7, 2010

jerjeropathy 

A lumbosacral muscle strain with lumbosacral nerve irritation caused by too much lumbopelvic movement during coitus.

Word origin: jerjer - a slang cebuano word for 'extreme sex' coined from Cebu, Philippines.

Patient: Doc, my low back pain's getting unbearable, it's hard for me to poop. I might have to claim for workman's comp.

Doc: Nah! You're just suffering from jerjeropathy; do some stretches, strengthen your abs, maintain proper body mechanics and get a better cushion so you'll be all set.

jerjeropathy by Pete Uptown October 14, 2016

Jejemon 

A Filipino person or group that they are thinking they are in high class by wearing cheap and dirty baggy clothes and ridiculous hats and accessories and using numbers and letters to construct a sentence, which it is in wrong grammar.

They are also uneducated, lazy, and ridiculous people that everyone will be annoyed and irritated due to their lifestyles, behavior, and appearances.

People who are against and attack to this group is called a Jejebuster.

Normal person: I want to have a cup of tea and chat with my friends.
Jejemon: i wuD LLyK3 2 H3v 4 C4p 0V T34 ND Ch4T W1tH my Fwendzz. jejejeje

Jejemon by twofacedanonymous March 10, 2015

Jejemon 

- a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

- (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing..
- a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
- people with very LOW IQ
- a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
- a person you want to fuck off and kill
- an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.

- is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.

JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat.
For instance, used while plotting an evil plan.

EX. 1. I'm going to make that guy look like such a zaris..JEJEJE

ex. 2. "omg! my sister farted" jejeje
ex. 3. 3Ohw phOwh eVeR1yBhOodY! jejeje!
ex. 4. pFroUwd 2 b @ jEJ3mOn!

WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF JEJEMON PEOPLE?

Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence.
This is because
1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person
2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber.
3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.
4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.

Jejemon by anti-jejemon April 23, 2010

Jejemon 

Taken from the internet / texting phrase " JEJEJEJEEJEJE " which states an act of laughing replaced with J because in other countries, J is pronounced as H. ( heheheheheheh )
Mon was is taken from Pokemon / pocket MONSTER.

They is the new generation of " jologs " who type in an annoying manner eg. " sticky caps " and changing some letters into characters / number ( A = 4, E = 3, etc. )

They also have their own fashion such as wearing " Jeje Caps " which are caps that have a colorful design at the back and are not really worn appropriately, but only place on top of the Jejemon's head. They are also commonly found wearing oversized T-Shirts and loose and too large Capri pants.

In terms of taking pictures, they also have ' poses ' eg.
- The Peace sign
- The " Starbucks encounter " in which they take pictures of themselves in drinking obviously Starbucks
- Angles like: side view, super side view, over the top and holding fan signs
- The Rock Sign ( \m/ )
- The Upside-down peace sign

The existence of Jejemons also caused the making / existence of Jejebusters.

This also caused TV Shows having many many debates and news about Jejemons. Plus, bands writing songs about them.

They are commonly found in the Philippines.

w0W0w44l0v3r6894 : 30W p0WHzZzZzZ...... 4n0 p0WhzZzZ G4w4 NiY00!?!?!????!!?!?........... üüüüü ( Hello, what are you doing? )

Normal person : Eww, it's a Jejemon. Anyway, what? Can't you like, talk normal!?

w0W0w44l0v3r6894 : CnUU!?!? wH000!?? M3???????........ m4 N0t J3j3m0n P0wWhzZzZzzzzZz...........

Normal person / Jejebuster : * rolls eyes * DIE NOW! GOTTA KILL EM ALL JEJEMONS!

Jejemon by mallowsurprise May 29, 2010

jejemonster 

a person who writes and types words in a different form or style; grammar losers; see jejemon

you text like a jejemonster.
are you a jejemonster?

jejemonster by nevercryjustlaugh May 6, 2010

reverse jejemon

if jejemons are the individuals who ARE tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, then REVERSE JEJEMONS are english or tag-lish-speaking girls (sometimes guys, too), from the better part of society, usually middle/upper middle/upper class, who mutilate english words and phrases to make them sound supposedly cute, conyo, or am-slang

some examples of reverse jejemon words are:
Bora - for Boracay, the island
seshie - session
shoesies - shoes
fa-syon - fashion
oh my gawd - oh my god
fez - face

Having/Seeing/Reading/Hearing reverse jejemons is far worse then the normal, type 1 jejemon. Why? Because these people supposedly actually know correct spelling and grammar, but prefer to tweak them to sound CONYO!

reverse jejemon by jejemon buster numero uno June 8, 2010