lurker jerker

noun

1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.

The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.

by BeepBeepBoop June 25, 2014

December 19th

National Bhad B¡tch day.
If you were born on this day, you’re a bhaddie.

“when were you born?”
“december 19th”
“ohh that explains it.”

by beepbeepboop December 15, 2019

Colin

Ugly ass mf who is prob uncircumcised.

*pulls down pants*
“yeah you’re def a colin.”

by beepbeepboop December 15, 2019