fabricateur

A researcher who fabricates data. A person betraying the very purpose of science and putting at risk the careers of her/his colleagues, students, and friends by pretending to obtain evidence from the world when in fact they are making it all up.

Diederik Stapel, a famous fabricateur, pretended to collect data for years but was just typing it all in.

by Specimen1968 September 10, 2013

Farticles

The production and smell of "poo particles"by ones fart released into the air.

As I walked into the elevator my sense of smell was ruined by stale farticles

by Kiwichef May 19, 2018

Fartilator

A rubber hose that is inserted into one's anus providing for the automatic passing of gas... SILENTLY.

Thanks for loaning me your FARTILATOR last night for the awards banquet. I was totally silent and no one knew it was me causing the awful smell in the room.

by King of Fun October 1, 2019

farticle

microscopic particle of smell that is able to pass thru fabric

How does a farticle get thru my jeans and underwear?

by Trippin42 July 22, 2020

kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

Fornicate

A fancy word for sex. Seriously. They use it in the bible.

Dude 1: I was reading the bible the other day and it said something funny.
Dude 2: what did it say?
Dude 1: 'Thou shalt not fornicate'

by Netballchick786 May 14, 2014

Farticulate

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.

That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.

by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010