farticle

The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.
Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.
by Poodleusier June 29, 2004
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(n.) - A newspaper article about a continuing news story that everyone is sick of.
"I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."
by PRwiz101 September 28, 2009
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far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.
"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)
by Vanna Bonta January 09, 2008
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microscopic particle of smell that is able to pass thru fabric
How does a farticle get thru my jeans and underwear?
by Trippin42 July 23, 2020
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Farticles are the actual particles particles that the olfactory cortex perceives in the event of a fart fart.

When Tina farted on me, I was bombarded with stinky farticles.
by Epsom Salt March 08, 2009
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A particulate entity, usually airborne, which has taken on an odor resembling a recent flatulent release.
Although it was several minutes since he had cut the cheese, the farticles remained in circulation for some time, making the room uninhabitable.
by Johnny Law 17 January 16, 2009
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Small, usually airborne parts of a fart. derived from particles. we are talking molecular level
after a fart has been ripped, a farticle will become airborne and eventually settle on, for instance, the surface of the lungs.
by Cees van Cleef May 16, 2007
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