Farticle

When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.

Yuck, I smell some farticles in the air.

by Elysian27 February 21, 2010

farticle

The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.

Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.

by Poodleusier June 29, 2004

farticle

(n.) - A newspaper article about a continuing news story that everyone is sick of.

"I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."

by PRwiz101 September 28, 2009

Farticle

An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.

I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.

by Arianna Jeret July 9, 2013

farticle

far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.

"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)

by Vanna Bonta January 14, 2008

Farticle

Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.

An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.

by Rasputin the third August 12, 2005

farticle

microscopic particle of smell that is able to pass thru fabric

How does a farticle get thru my jeans and underwear?

by Trippin42 July 22, 2020