Flusterbated

I.E. mad masterbation

I flusterbated because I was upset with my partner.

by Team FUKU November 1, 2020

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Flasternate

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor

"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up

by RealXp February 23, 2025

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Flusterbate

(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/

To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.

She said “power dynamic,” and I flusturbated so hard I forgot my own name. Flusterbate.

by CtrlAltDeLICK March 26, 2025

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Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

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flashturbate

the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating

I got a cam invite from Tony and before I could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. Gross creeper

by AAAAYYYE.T.L April 7, 2015

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A sexual act of storing one's semen in a very hot place to maintain the semen's liquid form. Once have enough semen is stored, the male spreads the semen over his partner's face and waits for it to dry, creating a plaster-like mold made from semen

Guy 1: How did last night go with you and Jessica?
Guy 2: Things got pretty freaky. I plasterbated her.
Guy 1: Lucky! I've always wanted to try that. You could probably sell the mold for a couple million to some art collector.

by SemenFartBubble69 January 8, 2016

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fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.

1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.

by pundana July 20, 2016

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