telephoto

A lens commonly used by stalkers and perverts.

Jimmy was taking pictures of his neighbor undressing with his 1200mm telephoto lens.

by HMIRE August 26, 2005

televoid

(TELL-uh-void) V. To pretend to talk on your cell phone to avoid having to talk to someone approaching on the street.

Televoidance (Tell-uh-VOID-uns) N. The act of televoiding.

I was hoping to talk to that attractive female, but she televoided me; you can tell when someone's really having a conversation as opposed to faking it just to keep from having to acknowledge you.

by bottlecap September 29, 2005

teleslutties

Young girls (middle school and lower) who dress and act like whores. Much akin to prostitots.

You can't even walk down the street without being followed by those teleslutties getting out of school early.

by JohnnyMurman June 20, 2006

teleballs

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.

"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."

by prankmaster July 30, 2007

Telephoneiris

the iris of a telephone. simply the microcosm of a phone causing permanent hair damage and the cuticle of ones ear lobe being suctioned to the receiving end of a conversation.

telephoneiris, when talking on the phone. feeling of electrical device stuck to your ear. at the same time making your hair distraught. thus making the side of your head, used to talk, in pain.

by Rainbow y Killy March 8, 2010

Telebolism

Its kinda like being telepathic but you just watch a lot of television.

Hey, did you hear Sarah? She was talking about a pack of angry midget wolves riding dragons while attacking the Pope on Tuesday.

Its okay. She has telebolism.

by telepathic teletubby April 29, 2010

telespooning

Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.

Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?

Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.

by Bructus December 20, 2010