Definitions by bottlecap
H-Hour
Pronunciation: Ay-Chow-ær
noun
The hour long session of creative genius in which one has high thoughts and shower simultaneously.
noun
The hour long session of creative genius in which one has high thoughts and shower simultaneously.
Manny
A male nanny, typically with long, shoulder length hair, who is really pursuing his art career on the side.
When I was a kid, I had a hippie named Ben as my manny, who was saving up money to start an art studio.
Slutty Taco
When someone wears a loose-fitting shirt and when they lean over you can see right down their shirt.
Joe: Hey, man, isn't Sam such a Slutty Taco!
Shmoe: Yeah! Every time she bends over on class I can see right down her shirt.
Shmoe: Yeah! Every time she bends over on class I can see right down her shirt.
Slutty Taco by Bottlecap December 9, 2013
televoid
(TELL-uh-void) V. To pretend to talk on your cell phone to avoid having to talk to someone approaching on the street.
Televoidance (Tell-uh-VOID-uns) N. The act of televoiding.
Televoidance (Tell-uh-VOID-uns) N. The act of televoiding.
I was hoping to talk to that attractive female, but she televoided me; you can tell when someone's really having a conversation as opposed to faking it just to keep from having to acknowledge you.
tossing a caesar salad
Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
tossing a caesar salad by bottlecap September 25, 2005
Tivert
A television viewer (usually male) who pauses, zooms in and/or slow-motion advances frames of provocative images, in a feeble attempt to see something "naughty".
My friend, who has as much access to porn and nudity as any other red-blooded American male, paused his TiVo to check out Katie Holmes's cleavage as she sat down for a talk show interview. It might be understandable if we had never seen her nude, but we have. So it's basically a waste of time which serves only to indulge his whim of seeing her less nude in a different position. Therefore, he is a Tivert.