televoid 

(TELL-uh-void) V. To pretend to talk on your cell phone to avoid having to talk to someone approaching on the street.

Televoidance (Tell-uh-VOID-uns) N. The act of televoiding.

I was hoping to talk to that attractive female, but she televoided me; you can tell when someone's really having a conversation as opposed to faking it just to keep from having to acknowledge you.

televoid by bottlecap September 29, 2005

televidiot 

Any person who watches too much mindless television i.e. MTV, VH1, and any and all reality shows and thus knows nothing about current events because him or her hasn't read a news publication most likely ever or in years.

Why would I want to talk politics with him? He's just another MTV televidiot who probably doesn't even know the names of his state's two Senators.

televidiot by Bradley David Miller August 25, 2008

Televidamer 

One person who watches tv, plays video games, and jerks off 24/7. One who is fat and lazy and forgets how to function for the sake of always playing video games or watching something on the Tv.

My brother has gotten so big lately, and my mom is terrified that hey may have become one of those damn Televidamers!

Televidamer by jabbawokkie July 20, 2009