Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

Fart

A smelly gas released from the anus caused by certain food that don't agree with the tummy

Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon?
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!

by SlopNChop August 19, 2017

fart trail

Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.

Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.

by socialvirus June 29, 2006

fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

heart fart

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.

Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.

by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007

Hunger Fart

When one develops bloating and the discharge of gas, due to the movements of the intestines due to hunger.

I have the hunger farts. I better eat some food.

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008