sky waitress 

n: A female flight attendant.

John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."

sky waitress by warmbrother October 10, 2014

Penelope's wait 

faithful wait by a wife for the return of her husband, who has been away for quite a long time. From Penelope, who waited for the return of her husband Odysseus from the Trojan War for the solid ten years.

She has been waiting for the return of her hubby from jail for the last nine years. It is like Penelope's wait.

Penelope's wait by uttam maharjan July 30, 2010

Waifer 

Methadone Pill sold on the streets

I Only took half a waifer

Waifer by Sam December 5, 2003

WAIT...WAIT...Hold On!!! 

One who is usually drunk and very confused, who also is trying to get facts staight by stopping evryone so he can find out what the hell is going on.

Very confused Dave says, "Wait...Wait...Hold on!!! What did Vince do? Say that again!!!"

WAIT...WAIT...Hold On!!! by Insane V April 19, 2004

wAIDS

A certain type of Aids that can only be contracted by people with the birth name Wade. wAIDS is similiar to traditional AIDS but can result in extreme homosexuality and lack of proper sexual judement leading the host to sometimes try things they usually wouldn't. There is no known cure for wAIDS.

"Oh shit..., Wade looks realy bad"
"Yeah man, he tried to fuck me last night, i belted him"
"Shit what a fag, he must have wAIDS"
"Yeah, thats what i thought, lets denounce all matter off friendship with him"
"Yeah, FUCK YOU Waid"

wAIDS by Dr Robin Styles January 8, 2009

waist 

The part of the womans body which lies between the pussy and the breasts. Commonly called that because it is a waste of space and if it weren't there, then there'd just be tits and ass!

Noun - "I tell you man, if the waist weren't there we wouldn't have ta look after so much, and Vegas would be so much closer to Disneyland!"

waist by Uncle Sam's Uncle October 11, 2006

wait 

something a journalism teacher says incessantly because she sucks at teaching and she can barely walk because she's a fat tub of lard

-Ms. Vivona... can you help me with my essay?
-It's gonna have to wait. I suck at life.

wait by Nicole February 19, 2004