dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.

Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...

by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019

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Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022

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ryley ari key

The most loving person you will ever met. First name is a dope ass name. Middle name is a sexy ass name. Last name is a bad ass name. Don't fuck with them the will beat your ass if you fuck with them the wrong way

Damn Ryley Ari key seem dope.

by Babespill January 29, 2018

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tickle my keys

Playing piano with swag

Can u tickle my keys?!

by Alez2003 December 06, 2017

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Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.

Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."

by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020

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