Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.
Your a onion Jarvis you like.
by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023
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Onion Link

A sneaky link but you already know something’s up the girl is obsessed with trees woods whatever cnc ass vibe you can imagine RUN that’s not a sneaky link that’s an Onion link FOFO.
Emily gave head just to have ownership over a jhit she an onion link fr
by Rickytr0n May 21, 2025
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A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.
by achaemenid November 23, 2020
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why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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onion patch pussy

See “onion patch”

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021
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stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness
person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion
by dankorstank May 11, 2016
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