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onionhead 

An extremely good person yes good good onion man. If u no like onion u gae bitch. Lololllllllllololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
hey y'know onionhead? hes good, very good.
onionhead by SayNoToMilkDuds October 11, 2020
The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.
Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".
Onioned by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010

onionade 

onionade is made when life decides to hand you onions and not lemons.
Onionade sucks.
onionade by some dumb person March 9, 2018

onion head 

Military term for a newbie or green troop. Refers to the pitiful cue ballish hair cut that new recruits get during basic training.
Get ready. We’re supposed to get in 6 new onion heads this week.
onion head by Trav September 27, 2004

onion head 

An Onion, in drug culture, is an ounce of cocaine. Hence, an onion head, is a cocaine addict or one who has a sweet tooth for cocaine.
"Onion head ni**as spread out and parlay" - Ghostface Killah, Wu Tang Clan
onion head by Frank Board September 2, 2005

Onionheads

A group of meatheads that haven't realized their full potential yet.

WannaBe Meatheads
Hey Bill, check out the onionheads playing with that C4!!
Do you think they'll ever make Meathead?
Onionheads by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010
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square grouper

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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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