germany or florida

adam and drews from loveline. caller calls and gives scenario from news, adam and drew try and guess if it happened in germany or florida

a gang used frozen peas in an attempted murder. Germany or Florida?
Germany

by peter December 4, 2003

FloriDUH

SE U.S. state. The capital is Tallahassee. Cubans escape to there and old folks retire there.

Remember FloriDUHs voting fiasco? What a bunch of dumbasses.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

floraphile

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.

Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.

by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014

Florida

The only place you can get your drivers license from the back of a box of Caption Crunch.

Yes, its my 16th birthday! Im gunna go get my florida drivers license now.

*cuts it out of a cereal box*

by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

florch

The Occurance Of Feces During A Fart

"Dude That Was A Wet Florch..."
"Should I Check?"

by The Queen Of Chodes September 25, 2004

Floridia

What the state known as "Florida" should be called. If you live there, you are a Floridian, hence your state should be Floridia.

See: Canadia

Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?

Tourist: We're from Florida!

Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.

Tourist: We're called Floridians.

Resident: So, you're from Floridia.

Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.

Resident: Right. Floridan.

Tourist: I hate Canadia.

by Chuck Canuck March 10, 2009

Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

by DickNTechs October 16, 2010