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A man that is very kind, super cool, and fun loving. All girls in his area or school have liked him, and probably had a go at him. Floris is a very picky man, but when hes got the right girl, he goes to the max. He usually doesn't go crazy with a girl with his friends there, but when they are alone, OOO YEEE. Girls love him for his looks, and his body. He is amazing at sports, and the best in bed. ''floris'' is also a term used when a girl has an amazing orgy. Floris knows what he's doing, and nothing is ever as good when Floris isn't there!!
Peter:Dude last nights party sucked
Drake:ye i know dude, if only floris was there
Peter:ye the party wud have rocked!!

Girl:You want a Floris?
Girl2: ye def!!
Girl:den go to bed with Drake, he can floris you nonstop!
by themanthatknows February 16, 2008
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Floris is a real man. He is no pussy or wimp, all ladies fall for him because of his looks, and his flirting skills, and many girls lay him for the extraodinary size of his cock. He knows how to get girls off within minutes. When girls have an orgams thats really good, girls usually call it a ''Floris''
Ouch, that boy gave me at least 10 floris's last night.
by Urban Dixionary January 09, 2008
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A wandering spirit, in some cases considered a God. The Flori does not have a stable home, but wanders from place to place, taking up forms of people or animals to keep its identity hidden from mere humans.
See that horse there? I swear it didn't exist a minute ago!
Dude that must've been a Flori!
by frogmanman October 03, 2010
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The white crap that accumulates at the corner of people's mouths when they talk excessively and/or have a problem with generating normal amounts of saliva.
Gord: Hey man, you have bad floris.

Doug: (deploying standard thumb and forefinger floris clearing technique) Fuck I just got out of a boardmeeting and none of those bastards mentioned that I had an unsightly buildup of dried, caked spittle at the corners of my mouth.
by 4sail March 24, 2008
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Comes with occasional sex screams, moaning and a very deep
Voice in the morning. He’s the best friend you can imagine but becomes super weird while playing fire girl and water transgender. Belly dancing champion. And a good body, block out the haters *Peti dab
(Florian) “En-devur”
(Sony) “En-devor”

(Florian) *random sex scream
by Sss2121 June 15, 2018
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1. Very nice hair with extreme fluffyness
2. Wild orgasm noises in the middle of class
3 . “Oh my gawwwwwddd”
4. Open crush on Mr.Basha’s ass
In the Morning my voice is very Florian (deep)
by Sss2121 June 15, 2018
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