The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."
-"Damn I don't have any money left."
"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough
weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. by Simon-Booj September 17, 2020
Get the Simon-Boojmug. by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020
Get the Simonmug. good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020
Get the Simonmug. Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
Get the Simonmug. by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021
Get the Simonemug. by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022
Get the Simon Tongmug.