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Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021
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Simon-Booj

I love my dog Simon-Booj.
by Simon-Booj September 17, 2020
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Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon!
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Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud
good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???
by Eliaskjenei April 13, 2020
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Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
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Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!
guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts
by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021
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Simon Tong

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!
by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022
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