Cause Boris a Problem

To take a shit in the fair city of London.

Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.

Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem

by TeabagSalad May 7, 2008

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claustrofuckbic

The fear of making out in a very tight place. usually causes tightness in chest, sweating, and panic. most places that bring the claustrofuckbbic person to the edge of sanity are: port a johns, closets, and the back seats of yugo cars.

Damn charles, you gotta get a new car!!! Doing it in this 1973 ford pinto makes me freakin CLAUSTROFUCKBIC!!!!!!

by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009

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Clauseacumaphobia • Clausemopolitan • clausen • clauser • clause • clause-trophobia • Clausecount • [claused] • Clauseminyonka • Clausemonyanka

Santa-clausing

Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.

Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!

by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016

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Claustrophobia

When you get very nervous because you are talking to some one of the opposite sex and they keep stepping forward and you keep stepping back until you are against a wall and have no escape.

Hot Sara "Hey john whats up?" (steps forward)

Lucky John "Not much, you?" (Steps Back into corner)

Hot Sara "Not much just bombed that test, how you do on it" (Steps Forward invades Lucky John's Bubble and He now has similar symptoms of Claustrophobia)

Lucky John "I did alright" (John Now has butterflies in his stomach and starts turning pale)

Hot Sara "Alright well i gotta go, See Ya" (leaves)

Lucky Jon "Later" (Breathes sigh of relief)

by FlyingEarthWorm June 3, 2009

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