hump

either a llama has it
or a woman does it to ur long thing

wow llamas hump cows

by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021

dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.

Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.

by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

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.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 21, 2025

Hump Chump

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.

"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025

Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it

It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!

by anonymous August 12, 2022

Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.

Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Rage hump

When one is upset with another person, they hump them out of rage.

Sofie rage humped Jessica because Jessica didn’t clean the dishes.

by mrwiggles247 November 24, 2025