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Controlling

I'm not going to do it even if I'm being pushed. And because I AM... If the pushing doesn't stop an I am not treated at the level of the individual (which includes getting the credit I deserve) I'm just going to murder a random kid and kill myself. It isn't all that complicated. I'm going to control what happens to one of your kids. It IS going to happen.
Hym "Wrong. No, the controlling is the result of the cognitive dissonance that stems from the misalignment between the abstract representation of of 'Child' or 'A good child' and the behavior of the actual person. That's your inability to accept your child for what they are and your desire to be the author of the story you tell about your child. But that literally isn't going to matter for one of your children. They are going to be a tertiary character in the story of how YouTube tried to rally against someone who threatened your kids and went on to create AI and either got the credit any due compensation for his contribution OR murder a child and killed himself. Keep that same attitude after I get the credit."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
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External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."
Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
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Control

When you type a paragraph
to somebody then delete it
and say ok
I was about to put the bitch in her place but I
controlled myself.
by Rlittle2025 September 7, 2021
mugGet the Controlmug.

cloud control

usually refers to the buff man, the one who cleans up or paints over graffiti. the cloud is the background onto which the graffiti is painted, and when painted out, the guy erasing or covering the graffiti is exercising control of the cloud
Cloud control painted out or capped my piece.
by Billy Bubb March 24, 2009
mugGet the cloud controlmug.

guilt-control

When someone, or some party, attempts to use the concept of guilt (not necessarily actual guilt) in order to manipulate a person or people, into doing something that would be against their best interest. It's a tactic of manipulation that does not require actual guilt, just the presumption of guilt. Usage of the term asserts against the rhetorical trap of implied guilt, by summarily denying the implied guilt and exposing the guilt as an intended form of control.
party a: 10 years ago you got into that accident, and I know you say it wasn't your fault, but it's probably in our best interest if we never let you drive again.
party b: Your attempts at guilt-control are obvious, so please stop.
by zerowarranty August 16, 2024
mugGet the guilt-controlmug.
the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.
mugGet the the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.mug.

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