apple computer

1.)Something less than a PC.

2.)A useless item.

3.)A tool used by generally evil people to do wrong.

OMG your apple computer sucks. PC OWNS APPLE.

I'd gladly trade an apple computer for a rock.

Satan uses apple computers to control ignorant people.

by PC fan July 3, 2003

Computer room

Place where the computer is. DUH!
or the most awesomenest room in the house. besides the bedroom. ;)
AKA: PORN WATCHING ROOM
for dudes lol

where's my computer?
in the COMPUTER ROOM!

by YOUR MOM! ! ! February 26, 2009

Computer Letter

A 'Computer Letter' is a letter, document, or computer file that is sent electronically from one desktop/laptop/mobile phone to another, with the aid of programmes such as Microsoft Outlook, Hotmail, and Yahoo. Whilst most are satisfied with the term 'Email', others prefer to use this terminology to reduce the chances of confusion. Used by only a rare number of individuals, the'Computer Letter' terminology originated in Southern England and will inevitably spread to more northern regions such as Manchester and Newcastle. Since origin, the term has been abbreviated to 'CL' and 'Com-let'.

sorry my assignment is late, my computer letter was not working

by pgshents May 12, 2011

Computers that don't suck

Computers that are not based off of Microsoft DOS, or Microsoft NT. These include but are not limited to computers based off of:

BSD
Linux
Unix

My friend needed me to recommend some computers that don't suck. So I said Macintosh.

by Reiden Estrin February 25, 2011

wet computer

something you get by pouring wordmountain dew/word on strongbad's computer

"how to make a wet compuro out of stwong bahs compuro"

by h*r f4n July 19, 2003

Infinite Campus

A online gradebook for Parents and Students. Hated and Loved by students. And mostly seldom checked by Parents. Also causes lot of misunderstandings.

Student- Hey teach when are we getting the quiz grades back

Teacher- I put the grades up on Infinite Campus

Random Student- Oh yeah I saw that last night I got an 84.

by uhmminfinitecampusififfy October 13, 2009

Cloud Computing

A term that basically describes the many loss of IT jobs.

Back in the good ol' days, manpower was required to get work done. These days, you just need a bunch of Indians (From India) who follow a scripted business model, and offer, or at least what they consider, a "service".

The large volume of third-world competition has not only decimated industry-level wages by about 40%, but has also eliminated thousands of previously existing jobs.

Simply put, if you are considering a career in IT, stay away! All of us who are now in IT are wishing we had chosen a different career path as we do not know if there will be a career for us in the long-term.

2008 (new student intake class) - professor speaking: "There are MANY jobs in IT! You will all start at over $60,000 per year! STARTING! You kids were smart to make this choice!

2011 (graduates) - outcome: Average starting wages fell to around 35-40k per year.

"Gee golly, sir, I sure do love being taken advantage of by my employer due to the shitty economic climate!"

Another example:
A student looks for a job, only to discover that all "junior" entry-level positions, require 3-5 years of industry-level experience. Life is so not fair sometimes.

A dude gets rejected after his 4th interview for requesting a livable wage:
"cloud computing can kiss my ass!"

by bluemuffin June 11, 2012