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Nagrodite 

Noun. The African American god of love and beauty. It was once told by the Nagrolyte's of a time long past a tale of a beautiful ebony woman. Her beauty was so overtaking and empowering that the African American men of Harlem upon a mere glance of Nagrodite's silky sensual skin would immediately try to have sexual intercourse with Nagrodite and any one else in the nearby vicinity. Upon realizing that nobody could ever have their way with Nagrodite, all of the African Americans who laid eyes on that beautiful skin were tainted by a viscous disease. The disease dictated that its inhabitant must have violent anal sex with his/her partner until they ejaculate their own testicles into their partners rectum. Some unlucky carriers of the disease did not have a partner close by, or at all for that matter. In this case these men would excessively masturbate on innocent bystanders until they completely ripped their penises off. After this activity, the body would somehow find its way home and curl up in bed waiting to be retrieved by authorities. Females who found Nagrodite attractive were often found skewered, hanging by their vagina's in a nearby tree worthy of supporting their weight. Some believe this was because the amount of sexual stimulation induced by girl on girl action caused the victims to go into an out of control sexual hysteria leading them to have coitus with the hardest key that would fit the lock.
"Damn! that niggorette is lookin' fine today! Oh wait, thats Nagrodite!" (chases after Nagrodite) - Harlem Resident

"This girl was so beautiful that even Nagrodite would lose her mind." - Anonymous
Nagrodite by Chuckfrost September 8, 2011

Necrofelch protein shake 

Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.
"Your dad and I enjoyed a nice necrofelch protein shake last night... Made out of your mom."
Related Words

Necrocaninepyroanalingus 

Vigorously licking a dead dog's rectum while it is on fire.
John said, "What the hell are you doing with that dead dog?" Fred said, "Well, I found the dead dog by the side of the road. I was bored, so I decided to light it on fire and perform Necrocaninepyroanalingus on it!!" John: "Oh, OK".

necro-phil 

A term used to describe a creepy man with a sexual attraction towards corpses, that happens to go by some sort of variant of the name Philip, such as Phil, Rapey-Phil, Philomina or Princess Philly. Not to be confused with the term Pedo-Phil which instead describes a Philip's attraction towards children. The two terms however are rarely mutually exclusive.
dude, totally saw Necro-Phil hangin at the graveyard today
necro-phil by kklleeiioo May 23, 2014

necrocentric 

Action or item associated with a fascination of death.
her taste in art is necrocentric
necrocentric by Illharbinger January 31, 2015

necro nerd 

Someone who is obsessed with death & gore. Usually limited to avid fans of extreme Horror genres such as Splatter/Gore films &/or Shockumentary films like Faces of Death & Traces of Death. This can also be used to define people simply obsessed with death & dying (Goth lifestyles) or in professional settings (such as the Medical field or Mortuary practices.)
Max has a huge collection of Splatter films on VHS & DVD, total necro nerd!
necro nerd by BarbaricWaste February 3, 2019

Necro-Fetish 

The desire to have sex with a dead person.
Haley: "I really like him, but i heard he has a Necro-Fetish"
Smith: "Ew... I kinda do too"

Ryan: "Yo, fucked this girl last night"
Brendan: "Was she kinky?"
Ryan: "Yeah she was pretty kinky for a dead girl"
Necro-Fetish by MackTWes April 8, 2019