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Nagrodite 

Noun. The African American god of love and beauty. It was once told by the Nagrolyte's of a time long past a tale of a beautiful ebony woman. Her beauty was so overtaking and empowering that the African American men of Harlem upon a mere glance of Nagrodite's silky sensual skin would immediately try to have sexual intercourse with Nagrodite and any one else in the nearby vicinity. Upon realizing that nobody could ever have their way with Nagrodite, all of the African Americans who laid eyes on that beautiful skin were tainted by a viscous disease. The disease dictated that its inhabitant must have violent anal sex with his/her partner until they ejaculate their own testicles into their partners rectum. Some unlucky carriers of the disease did not have a partner close by, or at all for that matter. In this case these men would excessively masturbate on innocent bystanders until they completely ripped their penises off. After this activity, the body would somehow find its way home and curl up in bed waiting to be retrieved by authorities. Females who found Nagrodite attractive were often found skewered, hanging by their vagina's in a nearby tree worthy of supporting their weight. Some believe this was because the amount of sexual stimulation induced by girl on girl action caused the victims to go into an out of control sexual hysteria leading them to have coitus with the hardest key that would fit the lock.
"Damn! that niggorette is lookin' fine today! Oh wait, thats Nagrodite!" (chases after Nagrodite) - Harlem Resident

"This girl was so beautiful that even Nagrodite would lose her mind." - Anonymous
Nagrodite by Chuckfrost September 8, 2011

Negrocite 

"Look at that smart looking black man over there."
"Yes, he's certainly a negrocite, that's for sure."

Nagrolyte 

Is an Acolyte which studies the social and cultural characteristics of prehistoric Nagro tribes. A Nagrolyte would be involved in performing and preserving ancient Nagro rituals from all faucets of their existence. Many different branches of the field are still in practice today. Some branches include prehistoric migration patterns corresponding directly with mass mating habits, Pre-homo hibilis evolution, Serengeti Socioeconomic patterns, and Nagros vs Negros: Who has the dice game biattttchhh?!!!

See also: Acolyte, Nagro, Homo hibilis, Evoution, KFC, Grape cool-aid, Barter system, Holy !@#$ that's a lion!, super-dark skinnned negros are dangerous, Be my nigga not a my nigger, Cult like activity, Charles Manson.
"You'd think that nigga were a nagrolyte the way he eat dat chicken!"
"God damn nagrolytes have a club for rolling dice, ain't no brothers bring home the big shots"
"What the !@#$ you getting all exorcist up in this biatch?!"
Nagrolyte by Chuckfrost September 7, 2011

negrodyte 

A group of white people who follow around and copy the actions and fashions of a single black person.
Them darn negrodytes left their baggy pants at the fried chicken hut again.
negrodyte by Mr. Watermelon October 8, 2008

Negronites 

Plural for negronite. Negronites are a guy's homies. His crew, his friends for life.
I was planning on heading out alone, but I decided to roll with my negronites instead.
Negronites by Pumpkin_ April 28, 2022

Negrodite 

1. The god of all negros
2. a black guy whos being a real big jerk
1. Praise the almighty Negrodite for blessing us with an illegitimate child!
2. I bumped into this guy in the line at taco bell and he turned into a real negrodite!
Negrodite by George Hoefer March 9, 2005
A term used to describe students of bridge house college Ikoyi, Lagos. Starting the year 2009-date
Valentine, Godspower, Folakemi, Nodebe, Marilyn and Mr Folarin are all negrolites said Mrs. Osuno
Negrolite by Lazaar November 23, 2010
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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