Retard Fart 

Shard shitting your pants either by accident or not.

Dude, I think I just ripped a retard fart.

Retard Fart by jefferythegreat April 3, 2017

retard quotes 

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

retard quotes by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

retard racer 

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

retard racer by Dave January 14, 2004

retard in aluminum foil 

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

retard in aluminum foil by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.

Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.

Retard Rocket by John Molstad April 17, 2005

Retard Unit 

A Retard Unit is a form of expressing measurements the wrong way. Usually Europeans talk about the imperial system as a retard unit, but Asian units shouldn't be used either. Probably originating from 9gag or Reddit as retard units have, and is, looked down at, because who knows how many centimetre an inch is, and you sure don't want to waste brainpower converting. Comments reaching the top by simply converting foot, yards and pound to units the rest of the world understands. This started as a joke, now it's an actual importance in society.

As of now, the Americans should've learned their lesson, and stopped using inconsistent units, thus converting them before posting. If you spot a retard unit or simply an american, don't be shy to leave a little comment explaining what they've been doing wrong their entire life and leave a reminder for their next time, by destroy their self-confidence, insuring that they get off the internet, forever. OUT, JUST GET OUT!

BTW don't forget to leave a "Thank You" GIF to all the converters out there, you are the real MVP.

- My height is 5'8 in retard units
- Your height is 172 cm in non-retard units, you retard.

Retard Unit by Metric society March 30, 2017

retard wrangler

Special Education teacher.

Did you hear the school just hired Mrs. Schmidt as the new retard wrangler?

retard wrangler by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006