tainte

Vagina

I love your moms tainte

by TSx3_Carbon July 19, 2016

Taint Bandit

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.

I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.

by KanoMac October 23, 2009

taintput

it stands for a certain type of girl
either extremely hot, or extremely slutty

wow, she's a taintput.

by jackiechan6969 December 2, 2010

taintwhole

the greatest beer pong team in all the land! originated at the Eastern Washinton University "track house".

the word "whole" is used instead of "hole" to represent unity, togetherness, and teamwork....afterall, it is a team sport.

player1: oh dear lord were never gonna win!
player2: whys that buddy?
player1: we have to play team TaintWhole next!
player2: ARGH!!!

by justsomerandom May 10, 2011

taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.

"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.

by phalic overide September 27, 2011

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011

taint bruise

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.

Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.

by mustlovedogs1122 January 5, 2012