froggy fucked 

The term used when someone licks a toad and gets absolutely munted from it.

"Dude, Milly just licked a toad and now she's froggy fucked"
"Cunts froggy fucked"
"Oi, instead of spending money on alcohol, let's just get froggy fucked"

froggy fucked by cp3hoe February 13, 2017

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat 

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat by Buttering Your Biscuits September 29, 2019

Bash fucked

An almost violent expression of passion committed by a woman on her man..

Tom... What is wrong with Scotty? He looks damaged!

Patty... He’s fine, Jenny bash fucked him last night and he’s a little tired

Bash fucked by Scottymac bling October 15, 2019

Jesus fucked a monkey! 

Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.

Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.

Jesus fucked a monkey! by TauntonJah November 5, 2019

Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.

Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”

Semper Fucked by Shdylatina December 4, 2019

Cactus Fucked 

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.

I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.

Cactus Fucked by Cactus corner April 14, 2021

Murph-fucked 

1600 Calorie - Eat your misses out.
300 Pumps doggy
200 Pumps ‘Special Doggy’
100 Pumps spooning (anal)
1600 Calorie - Blow Job

We did murph-fucked for time.

Murph-fucked by BSCRUBH October 30, 2022