Contra blumpkin

Act of recieving a rusty trombone.. Aka the anal carwash...while continuing to urinate.. (rusty trombone= a hole being licked)

"While standing at a urinal in the office bathroom, jill came up behind me, unfastened my pants and continued to lick my anal porthole. The feeling was exceedingly intense. It's like doing the contrapositive of a blumpkin. (if ~q then ~p = if not getting head while shittig then not a blumpkin).". "dude she just gave you a Contra blumpkin...sick & twisted"

by Bocks of rox June 6, 2009

Super Blumpkins

The act of giving a blowjob while receiving an abortion.

"Omg did you hear what Becky did? She gave her doctor at the planned parenthood a super blumpkins! Talk about squashing the patriarchy!"

by Katiekilljoy December 21, 2017

Blumpkin

The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.

Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.

by wing513 June 23, 2011

Blumpkin

Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob

Damn bitch give me a blumpkin

by Bitchwantme December 4, 2013

L Stand Blumpkin

When you receive a blumpkin from someone doing a L stand.

Because she was such a star cheerleader in highschool, Briana was able to give incredible L Stand Blumpkins.

by bonny/ashley April 26, 2006

Blumping

Having sex on a cross country train.

he was blumping amanda all the way to florida!

by blumping master March 9, 2010

blumpkin

1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.

Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.

by jibjabjibjab December 11, 2010