Definitions by jibjabjibjab

blumpkin

1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.

Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.

blumpkin by jibjabjibjab December 11, 2010

1. (VA-jit)-noun
The female version of a blumpkin.

Randall Ryan will give Alyssa Marie a vagit.

vagit by jibjabjibjab December 11, 2010