Sausage roll tits

When a girls tits look like somebody has stuck two sausage rolls to her chest and then scratched away the pastry.

"Ooh man, you should have seen how bad her tits were, they were pure Sausage roll tits!"

or...

"She had stretchies all over her little envelopes, like she has had a fight with a tiger and lost! Proper Sausage roll tits!"

by ddotadotn July 28, 2009

Sausage link

When an erect penis's corpus cavernosum is broken in half making it impossible for the penis to become erect in that one spot. This causes a penis to look like sausage links. Normally happens during sex when the female is on top and the penis slips out while the female it coming down on it.

So I was having the best sex of my life... And it slipped out, she slammed down on it and broke it in half. And that's why I became a butcher. I was used to handling my sausage link.

by Loony Toons May 21, 2011

Sausage toe head

A word to describe an idiot or any other use you can think off.

What would you do that for you sausage toe head.

by Thebossbaby October 8, 2021

sausage lol

Assorted meats wrapped in a lighty browned laughter encasing.

It's a long way to the shop for a sausage lol.

by geggog October 4, 2003

sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

by Keith November 19, 2004

sausage boner

when a males penis is erect. It resembles a link of a sausage beacuse of its spots and discoloration.

Slade Patterson's sausage boner

by amilio October 2, 2006

sausage fest

when a guy with a teckniquely smaller dick puts it into someones huge dick's penis hole

oh man, i wish he was here so we could have a sausage fest

mmmm. i love friday nights.. dad makes sausages ;)

by mr mobilio September 26, 2010