Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back

The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.

Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin by c0rr January 19, 2011

9 grams of lead

The "final ration from the Soviet State", the 7.62mm bullet from a Tokarev TT-33 or Mosin-Nagant m1895 Revolver. The bullet weighs nine grams, so to be given nine grams of lead from the Soviet State is to be shot by an officer. This phrase was coined by Soviet soldiers in world war II when failing to carry out your duty or any sign of cowardice meant being shot in the head by your officer or commissar.

Also has some use today in Ukrainian Mafia circles, where the 7.62x25mm bullet is still used.

Simonov dropped his rifle in battle, so he was given 9 grams of lead.
Over 12,500 Soviet soldiers were given 9 grams of lead at Stalingrad.

9 grams of lead by DRAC250 March 28, 2011

tea leaf 

Rhyming slang for a thief

Where's my pencil gone? You've got it, you tea leaf!

tea leaf by soreofhing July 5, 2009

leave me the fuck alone 

Aggressive way to ask that someone or a group of people cease to continue to annoy the fuck out of someone.

Leave me the fuck alone, for fuck sake! I can't even masturbate in private; much less do anything else. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

leave me the fuck alone by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Leatherhead

Leatherhead is a town in the surrey hills which is filled with posh pompous people who all go to one of the many private schools in and around that area. Even Queen Elizabeth the first stayed in the pompous town. The town is so posh, it has absorbed neighboring settlements such as Ashtead, Bookham and Fetcham. All of which have caught Leatherheads posh disease.

"I live in Leatherhead you know", Posh Lady no.3

leatherheadtownposhpompousschoolprivateassleaterheadsurreyhillsFetchamAshteadqueenelizabeth1

Leatherhead by BHSPERSONPOSHINGTON5 December 17, 2012

California Kickball Five Base League 

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.

Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.

California Kickball Five Base League by Cum-czar May 1, 2009

League of legends player 

A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.

XxLoLballs69420xX is a League of legends player who has ligma

League of legends player by dhar woman July 19, 2022