Leatherhead

Leatherhead is a town in the surrey hills which is filled with posh pompous people who all go to one of the many private schools in and around that area. Even Queen Elizabeth the first stayed in the pompous town. The town is so posh, it has absorbed neighboring settlements such as Ashtead, Bookham and Fetcham. All of which have caught Leatherheads posh disease.

"I live in Leatherhead you know", Posh Lady no.3

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Leatherhead by BHSPERSONPOSHINGTON5 December 17, 2012

leathered to the jimmys

To be severely intoxicated with alcohol.

I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.

leathered to the jimmys by umustbehigh September 29, 2013

leathered

Very drunk, completely intoxicated.

I was leathered last night.

leathered by Olly August 30, 2003

leathered

When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.

Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA

leathered by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013

Leathered as a handlebar 

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.

"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".

Leathered as a handlebar by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009

Leatherhard 

An Anal Erection. The point at which your anus becomes so aroused that it actually protrudes from the body.

Dude, that chick was licking my ass so good, I got a massive leatherhard!

Leatherhard by Skylar richter January 19, 2006

leatherclad 

A superhero so unique and so awesome you'd want to throw yourself off a building with a nuke in your backpack just to meet him. He wears a gimp mark and several bondage s&m type items as his uniform and carries 2, yes TWO 18 inch rubber dildos as weapons. His adventures can be found on YouTube created by a man known only as Lordofquim. Makes kickass look like kindergarten!

Faster than a speeding butt plug.
stronger than a double strength Viagra.
Not quite able to leap tall buildings, but he will twat you with a huge rubber cock!

He is... Leatherclad!

leatherclad by justafan72 October 2, 2013