Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.
by c0rr September 20, 2011
Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
by c0rr January 18, 2011