Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
by c0rr January 19, 2011

Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.
by c0rr September 20, 2011
