Dirty Smitty

A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.

Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty

Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty

Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty

by The Nard May 1, 2020

Wrist-Slitty

Something so unbearable, cringey or annoying that you want to slit your wrists.

"Dude, that movie with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus was so wrist-slitty."

by AbhimanualOfKhadwality May 14, 2020

smitty

dirty slut
often associated with std's and sti's
a whore not worth being paid

that smitty topped off bob, rik & jerry on the same nyte

by GiGi Mink September 23, 2010

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008

Smitty

v. To be sarcastic or smart with someone, to degrade their intellect with an unpleasant attitude.

Bob: Aren't you the brightest bulb in the box?
Sue: Don't you be smitty with me bitch!

by BillyBobJoeJimBobJoe August 25, 2005

hello shitty

it is anothere name for the japanese character hello kitty

have u ever heard of that gay japanese cat hello shitty!!!!!!!!!!!

by shithead jones May 8, 2003

shitty

people who take shits on the floor. People who do this are called "shitty". They are disgusting people who do disgusting things for a small amount of money. I boy i know did this...what a digusting, shitty mug!!!

"omfg "shitty" prick. I cant believe you took a shit on the floor"

by blondeamz91 December 28, 2005