Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline

Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children

by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024

Yuri Addict

Someone who is addicted to yuri for everyday, can't stop thinking about yuri for a single day, who also have read every single yuri manga, manhwa, manhua, light novel, anime in existence.

I think my friend is a yuri addict, they always reading some yuri whenever I talk to them and they always talk about yuri.

I think I am a yuri addict. Probably, now today yuri recommendation is Kitanai Kimi Ga Ichiban Kawaii.

by Machi Yuri October 6, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Eco-Addict

An Eco-Addict is someone who is getting "High" or intoxicated. They do not need to consume a Drug.
See Eco-Alcoholic for specific Information

I do not smoke weed but I'm still high. I'm an Eco-Addict

by Grenadian Terrance June 17, 2018

Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.

Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction

by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021

Crack Addicts

someone who smokes an immense amount of crack-cocaine

Man: Yo some crack addicts are fucking in my basement right now, with an Opossum.
Nigger: That sounds like a hootin-hollerin time

by Buttrmlk October 29, 2019

Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".

Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022