Red Head Redemption

When your ex-girlfriend pretends to have make-up sex puts purposefully bits your penis while giving head, causing you to bleed out painfully

Sally: Ricky is such a dick
Emma: You should give him Red Head Redemption
Sally: Great idea!

by BigChungusGod69 January 9, 2019

redumption

it's when you are getting dumped over and over again.

let just say that your GF is your bitch, OK ;-)
you throw her down the stair and you tell her that you dump her.
then she comes back (because she is your bitch) and you dump her again.
she is now under the state of redumption.

by eli vaknin February 7, 2008

redemptive analogy

He argues in his writings that, hidden among tribal cultures, there are usually some practices or understandings, which he calls "redemptive analogies", which can be used to illustrate the meaning of the Christian Gospel, contextualizing the biblical representation of the incarnation of Jesus.

Paul used a Redemptive Analogy when he went to go preach the gospel to the Athenians.
Thanks Mr. Harless.

by Holy Corn Dog June 24, 2016

reunion redemption fuck

When you go to a reunion of class, job, team, etc

and that girl you wanted to fuck is there and you proceed to fuck her at the reunion and it redeems you of the fuck that got away.

Dude, did I see you hooking up Chinanay at the reunion?

Totally, I reunion redemption fucked the living shit out of her

by porkchop101 December 12, 2012

shoe shag redemption

when someone takes too long to collecting your trainers from the storeroom in a popular highstreet shoe store they are in fact having it off on a mound of shoe boxes downstairs disposing their remains in your new shoes.

wheres my shoes samantha they're taking a while?definately having a shoe shag redemption mate

by jimbo warrier January 29, 2009

Red Redemption

A rim job after anal sex. A way of apologizing to the 'taker' as you just destroyed their red, tender ass hole.

I felt bad for fucking my girlfriend in the ass without lube, so i gave her a Red Redemption.

by Devon McIntyer February 21, 2011

redemption

after losing a game of beer pong you before you have to drink all the rest of the beers you say redemption and you get one last chance to make the ball in a cup for them to drink and one less cup for you to drink

thats it bitch drink up . wait i call redemption give me the ball back so i get one more try

by heyimaidiot July 31, 2006