peengate

noun;
1) similar to Watergate, a scandal involving the bassist from Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz, and his half naked pictures taken by his Sidekick that were leaked onto the internet; credit goes to the livejournal community ohnotheydidnt for breaking this story
2) can also be used as a group of people: peengaters; sometimes refered to as peensters
3) sometimes regarded to as one of the best things to ever happen in internet history

"I really hope that there's a Peengate with Patrick."

"Did you see those girls? Total Peengaters."

by a peenster April 3, 2006

peeninate

To have sexual intercourse, specifically penile penetration of a soft tissue orafice. Originated with the internet slang term p33n and worked its way into speech through overuse by internet geeks.

"...I walk in and she's getting peeninated by six guys from the football team!"

by quadmonk April 9, 2005

Peenjazzle

Putting anything glittery, shiny or arts and craftsy on your crotch area to "dazzle".

Man law prohibits such a thing to occur and if a man does commit this act, he is 100% homosexual.

Period.

Girl 1: so, did you have sex with Bobbie last night?

Girl 2: no, he had peenjazzle on him.

Girl 1: so he was gay?

Girl 2: yeah.

by ThinMan34 June 16, 2011

peen machine

A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".

Have you seen Karl Bob's new "Peen Machine"?

by mteverst1 June 3, 2018

Peenic

It's loosely close to panic but has a different case and reasoning.peenic means staying weak and dumb with a sort of panic.

It's used to give pseudo confidence to a particular person in a problem who has no chance of getting away from it
.Don't confuse it with panic

Predominantly used in North Chennai Tamil youths, India

Raju encouraged Ramu to not get peenic because his favourite actor got a red card from actors union

by THAMIZH KAAPAAN February 24, 2019

Peen Clean

To get your Peen Cleaned

Let's all go get Peen Cleans

by Stickwood Jr April 24, 2019

peenioon

Describes a man named Andrew

"Remember Andrew?"
"Yeah he's a peenioon."

by DooverOover September 24, 2020