Shwasted

When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone

I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know

by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016

Shwasey

So fucking raw it’s ridiculous.

Chrissy: bro you’re shirt is pretty shwasey

Avery: bro I fucking know

by averyakabeast69 October 11, 2018

Shwasted

Word to describe when you’re beyond wasted.

I was shwasted last night.

by Akmartin October 4, 2020

Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020

Sheaster

A muggy one

Hey sheaster smd x

by Ahausiw September 9, 2021

Sheaster

boss baby

sheaster is proper solid, he is boss baby x

by Ahausiw September 9, 2021

shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025