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Definitions by Akalordprettycampos

"When you have a friend who is kinda slow and can't read and they live with their mom until they're thirty"
Rob sneider is a gump. No further explanation needed.
Gump by Akalordprettycampos May 19, 2016

Zebra cake 

Usually a mixed girl black\white who sucks hella weins usually albino in texture.
That yellowbone "zebra cake" sucked the whole squad off even todd.

Bus stop tramp 

No different than a regular tramp just this one has to wait at the bus stop so is picked up more often by local bachelor's FYI. Usually has a bad case of clamidea
That "bus stop tramp" never gets on the bus . bus stop tramp: hey you guys wanna give me a lift for ten smacks us: high fives

Shwasted 

When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone
I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know