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Shitdick

A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.
I feel bad for Jose. It seems his Shitdick is really acting up today.
by Red Cross November 15, 2013
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shoddy pigeon

Shoddy pigeon is the best pigeon in the world. with his sidekick, mr pomme, the save the entire universe from evil things such as fat pigeon and mr illingworth!
"Katherine, if i hear you say shoddy pigeon one more time in this lesson you will go outside!" - miss charlton
by Katherine Jennings March 21, 2005
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"Are you writing your essay, Rosemary?"

"No, I've been shoedying by defining the term 'shoedying' on Urban Dictionary at 3am."
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Shitdump

A conjunction of the words shithole and dump. Usually referring to a location but can also be applied to persons or things.

As a location this defines a place so hideous, boring and/or inhospitable it will not suffice to refer to is by either a shithole or a dump - it is thereby a shitdump

In reference to a person or thing it is someone/something who/that is unsanitary, foul, wretched or otherwise inequitably loathsome.

Can also be used an adjective.
Location: Man this place smells like dog-ass marinated with fermented fish carcass - What a shitdump!

Person: Dude, I don't think that guy's bathed since soap was invented - He's such a shitdump.

Thing: That piece of "art" looks like Salvador Dali loosely defecated a sculpture of Andre the Giant - What a shitdump!

Adjective: That's such a shitdump idea; Benicia, oh that shitdump town in California?; What's up with that shitdump jacket?
by Saul T. Nuhtz September 25, 2010
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shodamtonk

Westside Crew is shodamtonk
by westsideisshodamtonk October 2, 2010
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Shoedouche

A home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes
i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"
by J.Kay October 11, 2011
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shodo

A "show" for the "dough", an act that is put on just to make money.
"Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries was a total shodo."

"Yeah she definitely did it just to get money!"
by The Real J-daddy November 29, 2011
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