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Shitdamn 

The obvious combination of both "shit" and "damn" to make the ultimate expression of surprise or shock, not generally cursing one's fate, just being freaked out or surprised.
"I'm...actually a dude."
"SHITDAMN! That explains my anal pains!"
Shitdamn by TFE August 4, 2007
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National dont give a shit day 

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything
Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work
The length of one shirtday varies between 7 and 10 full days. A person (usually a gamer) wears one t-shirt for this amount of days. In order for a time period to classify as a Shirtday, one shirt must be worn at all times; includes sleeping. The shirt may be taken off during bath time, but only once during this period. This, however, doesn't usually happen and is a rare occurance.
This was like seven or eight shirtdays ago ~Asmongold
Shirtday by ZickZak October 29, 2020

National I don't give a shit day 

A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!

Shit-Day Slalom 

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.
A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.
Shit-Day Slalom by Holly M S January 13, 2011

national take a shit day 

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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