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where you've had a really bad day and feel really grumpy.
normally you take it out on friends by shouting at them or blaming them.
some like to cry.
somebody just shat on my mums grave. this has been such a shitday.
or the dog ate my homework than shat it out on my pillow. this is going to be a shitday i can tell.
shitday by Jake White February 5, 2008
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Shitdamn 

The obvious combination of both "shit" and "damn" to make the ultimate expression of surprise or shock, not generally cursing one's fate, just being freaked out or surprised.
"I'm...actually a dude."
"SHITDAMN! That explains my anal pains!"
Shitdamn by TFE August 4, 2007
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National dont give a shit day 

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything
Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work
The length of one shirtday varies between 7 and 10 full days. A person (usually a gamer) wears one t-shirt for this amount of days. In order for a time period to classify as a Shirtday, one shirt must be worn at all times; includes sleeping. The shirt may be taken off during bath time, but only once during this period. This, however, doesn't usually happen and is a rare occurance.
This was like seven or eight shirtdays ago ~Asmongold
Shirtday by ZickZak October 29, 2020

National I don't give a shit day 

A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!

Shit-Day Slalom 

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.
A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.
Shit-Day Slalom by Holly M S January 13, 2011

national take a shit day 

On december 1 you must be taking a shit every hour after you fart... you must also text your friends when your on the toilet
Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
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