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filthy cuban

This occurs when you take a nasty shit and have to wipe excessively. Small pieces of shit paper get lodged in your ass hair and these become rolled up like a cuban cigar and are generally a nice yellowish brown color; thus a filthy cuban!
Man, I have a horible case of monkey butt; I have a couple of filthy cubans lodged in my ass.
by jakesony December 29, 2007
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Filthy Nigel

Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.

If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."
by Filthy Nigel March 22, 2009
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filth bucket

A term to describe a person who exhibits disgusting and/or repulsive characteristics of moral or physical character.. or both.

Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
two friends on vacation in Bangkok:

friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around

friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.

friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.

friend 2: don't judge me bro
by yourmomsboyfriend January 1, 2019
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filthy flores

It is a dirty sanchez with a twist! instead of just wiping the shit above your partners lips u also shove your cock down their throat and tada!!!! It was first done by a guy named andre
My old lady was really pissing me off the other night, so while I was plowing her in the ass, I pulled out just before I nutted and opted to give her a filthy flores instead!
by J-hold July 12, 2007
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filthstep

An offshoot of dubstep music, in which the focus is on being as loud, heavy, distorted and bassy as possible.
Notable filthstep artists include DatsiK and Flux Pavilion.
by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011
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Filthy Sundae

When a woman, or male, put a many icecream toppings on their genitals ( ice cream, whipped cream, cherries, hot fudge, ect.) Then ask you to eat it off of or out of their genitals.
I came home to find my girlfriend laying on the bed, with her pussy covered in whipped cream,hot fudge, and a cherry ontop. She then asked if I would like a taste. To which I replied, "I'd love a taste of your filthy sundae."
by chad the shapeshifter July 26, 2010
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filth cruise

To deliberately drive around a town centre looking for, and possibly to attract hot women. Said act will normally, though not always be on a weekend and requires driving recklessly with the windows down and rinsing out loud tunes.
Q. Shall we take the bypass, or nip along the high street on a filth cruise.

A. Filth cruise every time mate, rude not to.
by Gavin Spiller October 23, 2007
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