Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

Piñger Colada

When you're at a music festival and you dump a bit too much molly into your white claw hard seltzer.

Anyone have some water? I think I made my white claw a Piñger Colada.

by Keullenium January 19, 2022

Peeny Colada

The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).

The perfect drink for a day on the beach is a nice Peeny Colada!

by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019