Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.
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by Jasmineiswrong June 30, 2017
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by Regae12 August 5, 2023
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"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"
"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"
"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"
by Buckstar October 18, 2007
Get the Coleda mug.A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.
The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."
"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
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