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thick as a plank 

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.
thick as a plank by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Flat as a plank 

When you pretty much don't have boobs.
Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

snap a plank 

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank
Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.
snap a plank by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023

sitting on a plank 

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
sitting on a plank by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006

Rank-A-Pank 

eg. Brianne had a rank-a-pank that shook the house.
Rank-A-Pank by ALAMMA September 27, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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