Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very
rich and to never raise their taxes (see George
W. Bush). Republican-leaning women
will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated,
will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush).
Will also hammer gay people to assure the
Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has
changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong
doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to
live on after they die!"