Dry Hump

Basically sex, minus the sex. Rubbing the genetal's of a male and female against each other while in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary ect. positions. Can cause orgasm's for both ends, safe sex for teens.

Josh: *walking slowly
Andy: Josh, what the hell is wrong man?!
Josh: It's Cindy Bro
Andy: OMG did she bite off your dick of something?
Josh: No! Dude last night she dry humped me so hard I got boxer burn (like carpet burn) on my dick! It hurts so bad! I made her cum though!
Andy: Yeeeaahhh buddy!

by ChubbsDTP September 30, 2010

Dry Hump

Sending a picture message of your junk to a stranger's phone while it is on vibrate mode.

I was bored so I dry humped everybody on page 264 in the phone book.

by Carlos Carlson July 21, 2011

Dry Hump

The rubbing of a male's erect penis on a female's clitoris to induce the female to climax while the male does not reach orgasm.

My friend's girlfriend wanted to technically retain her virginity, so he dry humped her last night.

by AlexZ96 June 11, 2009

Dry Hump

The action that occurs when a male inadvertently gets an erection in the presence of his other male friends. The man with the erection proceeds to pin down one of his friends, and repeatedly pelvic thrust his erection against the victim's crotch or face. This is done to humiliate and embarrass the victim.

Don: "Dude, I dry humped Ray in front of his friends last week."

by Tooawkward November 23, 2015

Dry Hump

drahy - huhmp
Verb : dry hump, dry humping, dry humped

A term used in retail to describe an experience where a sales associate spends a considerable amount of time with a customer, and the customer leaves the store without making a purchase.

Manager: "Tyler, you spent over 45 minutes with that customer, and they left empty handed!"

Tyler: "I told her all about that laptop, showed her all the accessories she'd need, told her about the service, hell I even smiled, and she just walked off."

Manager: "Gotta love getting dry humped."

by theSMOOF October 29, 2007

dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. Results in little to no pregnancy/STD's.

"Dude we were totally dry humping last night!"

by Lauren Nutsack September 13, 2015

Dry hump

The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vagina while wearing clothing which results in orgasm.

I dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.

by amber February 13, 2004