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- derived from the term 'beg' - meaning suck up/begging for attention. A 'netbeg' is that of similar character, but portrays this character on the world wide web - or "net".
*person comments on every photo on an instafamous account trying to chat/suck up/create conversation/endless tagging* - aka a netbeg

*person hashtags their photo to fuck* "sfs? like for like? beg for beg?" - aka a netbeg
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Netbiguity

what happens when you cannot hear inflection on the internet. usually results in confusion, lame puns, or lost sarcasm.
1: fucking andy samberg
2: would be pleasurable in more ways than one.
1: NO, not the VERB fucking... it's an adjective!
2: see what i did there? NETBIGUITY
1: ya i c wat u did thar. best biguity ever.
Netbiguity by my real name is Edward September 27, 2010
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NetBeans 

Java Comprehension program

Necessary for cool people.
NetBeans by larstait October 28, 2003
a nutbag, loon, extremist or conspiracy theorist who haunts the internet.
That netbag Carlin thinks underwear catalogues and art photos are kiddie porn.
netbag by Abie Norton June 26, 2008
Probably the smartest duck you will ever meet. Netegos are said to have cannibalistic instincts and will not hesitate to eat other ducks or fowls. Netegos are known to be naturally inclined to chocolate.
Netego, you sneaky duck!
Netego by anonymous November 22, 2021

Netregistry 

Netregistry Group Ltd is Australia's leading domain and hosting company. Established in 1997 they pioneered cloud hosting services in 2000.
Netregistry helped me set up my website and got me listed on Google.
Netregistry by L_M_B November 16, 2011

netbending

When someone bend the net, aka hacking.
In the awesome series if Avatar the last airbender, other types of benders appear; airbenders, waterbenders, earthbenders and firebenders. Today we have netbenders, bending the net.
-Don't make me go all netbending over your ass!
netbending by eirikb April 28, 2008
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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